Life Is Not A Fairy Tale

You might turn a frog into a prince with ‘true love’s kiss’, but that frog-turned-prince is more than likely to then completely disregard you, and run off with another woman with sawdust for brains, a rake for a body, and watermelons for boobs.


A Jaded Romantic

The trouble with being a hopeful romantic who is also a jaded cynic is that you are forever caught a whirlpool. On one hand, you love scenes like Alex Fletcher singing Don’t Write Me Off Just Yet, William Thacker realising he’s a daft prick and his friends helping him speed through London, or Robbie Hart jumping on a plane after Julia Sullivan.
Pulling you back is the reality that guys really are daft pricks, but they are either too daft or too much of a prick to do anything about it.