All I can say is – I told you so!
He’s back with the “ex” he couldn’t stop talking about and they have a baby.
I KNEW that would happen! It sucks big fat hairy sweaty gangrenous balls to be precognitive.
Of course, if this was the Matrix, you could ask – did he go back to her because I didn’t stick with it through the hot and cold, or did I do the right thing and got out when I saw the signs?