Here are some facts from “Science” about cheaters:
1) Cheaters are more likely to get a broken penis.
2) They take their “secret” dates to greasy chain restaurants. (Actually, I don’t know if they are greasy, since we don’t have the ones mentioned in Australia, or at least none I’ve been to).
3) I know from experience that there are A LOT of cheaters online, but online cheaters are actually more likely to be female, and around 40% of users are married (and I know that while a lot of them lie, some are completely honest about it).
4) Cheaters tweet a lot.
5) They are not necessarily in an unhappy relationship (they are just assholes).
6) Their ring fingers are longer than their middle fingers (just one more reason to look at a guy’s hands on the first date – check the length as well as for ring lines…)